Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. Tony purses his lips. Are you, like are you?. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around.
Spider-man And The Avengers One-Shots - Never Have I Ever We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. You learn stuff about each other.. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Tony winces. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? I remember!. Peter said. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Go, all of us. One moment. I did? Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Good night, everyone.. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. Seriously Tony? and other people I can't remember right now. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. "DUDE!" Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. Fancy that., What? Abe was next. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him.
5 Times Peter Parker Saved an Avenger - Archive of Our Own You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. 196 guests Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" "How?" We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. Mmm, neat. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? #tomhollandspeterparker. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. "Never Have I Ever been a girl." The hottest boy in school. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. I smell a demi, Brucie. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. Shuri In case you wondered. He grimaces. She lets him. Just like she knew they were still dating. So does Thor. #tonystark +. Sensitive information and details from missions. We should fight all the time.. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. Okay, okay. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots.
Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. Oh yeaaah. He rarely drinks at all, actually. Was it Bucky Barnes? Peter just shrugged again. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. #unlimitedpride There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Then Peter took a shot. Loki Nah, stay here. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Clint rolls his eyes. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. This one counts.". You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Stupid Sally. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." The thought is kind of baffling. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Sorta, Clint says. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. He likes tzatziki. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. Right?. #wanda And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. Nice meeting you all." Alone. ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. We are, aren't we?. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. Michelle answered for him. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. I've been good! Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. "Fine. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. 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Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Sometimes randomly, even. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. #peterparker Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. "Parker?" Oh, he says. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. 'f I were, y'd be dead. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? Okay! Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. We're starting. I have an ally! Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. And because I'm Iron Man.. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all.
Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. Of course we do, Clint says and grins. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. We play the fun rules, right?
Never Have I Ever - Princess_Aleera - The Avengers (Marvel Movies Bucky wolf whistled. And then I ran. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Her locks dangle. What? Betty ringed the bell. Good. On really slow nights, when they're bored. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" Moving on! And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Anyways, guys, MJ. Said Sam. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people.
Parley Stories - Wattpad But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. "I am fine, thanks. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. He won't be bothered by it. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. When they can't sleep. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. Nn. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Heh. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. Tony brightens considerably at that. It's fucking beautiful. A shit-eating grin covered his face. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. "I'm Peter's fianc." Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. Anyone we know? But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. "Peter! Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. #nickfury So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. DC Character Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder.
People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Shit. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. Nah, you heard Steve. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. Nice. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. And no.. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. "Okay, my turn. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. G'niiiiight, guys.
Where did you get this tattoo!?" Yep. Clint nods. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. Ninja strings.. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. It sounds like a genuine question. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. It's strangely nice. Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. I don't think so.. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Enjoy!
Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. And you wonder why people ship you two?. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking.
Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke.
Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now.